Demicawish
Because nothing says luxury like paying in exposure.
Thank you for your exposure. Your disappointment is being processed…
Demicawish
Why spend thousands making dreams come true when we can make them come adjacent for a fraction of the price? Turning “Wow!” into “Well… close enough.” since 2023.
Experience the thrill of space travel from the comfort of your swivel chair. Includes a VR video, freeze-dried ice cream, and 30 seconds of someone shouting “LIFT OFF!”.
Spend a magical afternoon outside Disneyland! Binoculars, a parking lot hotdog, and one free “It’s a Small World” ringtone included.
Swim with inflatable dolphins! Includes paddling pool, ocean candle, and disappointment.
Front-row access to a buffering livestream at 480p. Cardboard cutout photo-op included.
Tell us your dream. Be specific(ish).
Our experts cut corners with surgical precision.
Maybe joy, maybe regret. Either way, it’s memorable!
Asked for Hawaii. Got a box of sand, a mini umbrella, and ukulele over Zoom.
— Martha, 29
Wanted to meet Taylor Swift. They sent a man named Taylor who swiftly took my wallet.
— Kendra, 25
Spinny chair + flour + yelling “SPACE!”. 10/10 would puke again.
— Devon, 34
Sit in a stationary car while a volunteer makes engine noises.
₫124.49
Wear a cape. We throw a pillow and yell “SAVE US!”.
₫99.99
Everything + apology note + lifetime disappointment rewards.
₫249.99
Demicawish is the Wish.com of Compassion — offering low-cost, low-effort dream experiences for the modern realist. Founded by Demic, who once promised the world and delivered a park bench.
Because every fake company needs real disclaimers.
Demicawish Kids™: Teaching children how to lower expectations early.
Demicawish Prime™: Faster, cheaper, still bad.
Demic on Wheels™: A mobile disappointment van bringing regret directly to your neighborhood.